1. It likes everything you like.
2. It’s always happy to be right here.
3. It always has something to say.
4. You can ignore it.
5. You can always change the channels.
6. You can say whatever you want to it.
7. You can turn it on any time you want.
8. It doesn’t care if you get naked in front of it.
9. It doesn’t remember last night.
10. You can turn it off.
© Brother Greg 7/24/10